Santorum ran again and crapped out big
there's less enthusiasm than he'd hope
his base defected to a fascist pig
who brags he's way more Catholic than the Pope
his moment's passed, the TV cameras left
they shed no tear for candidates who fail
a private citizen, feeling bereft
no more important than R. Danforth Quayle
self-publishing, he gives vent on his 'blog
explaining why this Pope's off the true path
but trolls just bait him to shriek "man on dog!"
and mock his invocation of God's wrath
the Press ignores him, 'though he's waxing wroth
pathetic in his corner, slick with froth
there's less enthusiasm than he'd hope
his base defected to a fascist pig
who brags he's way more Catholic than the Pope
his moment's passed, the TV cameras left
they shed no tear for candidates who fail
a private citizen, feeling bereft
no more important than R. Danforth Quayle
self-publishing, he gives vent on his 'blog
explaining why this Pope's off the true path
but trolls just bait him to shriek "man on dog!"
and mock his invocation of God's wrath
the Press ignores him, 'though he's waxing wroth
pathetic in his corner, slick with froth
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