roll them dice

the mind of Dilbert warned that Trump could win
he's not impressed with our intelligence
the mechanisms we put such faith in
produce results that often make no sense
when polled, Americans judge him unfit
to fill the office Reagan did before
our next four years--at best--will look like shit
at worst, he'll launch a planet-scorching war
Ivanka sometimes keeps him on a leash
six days in seven, mostly keeps him calm
until the House steps forward to impeach
we'll live in fear each day he'll drop a bomb
farewell due process! now it's one-man rule
entrusting our whole species to this fool