Dan Friedman

Trump's lawyer's been his most enduring friend
a closer bond than he's shared with his wives
each pre-nup specified how those would end
to buy their silence through their post-Trump lives
he boasts he could do murder in the street
yet be absolved by members of the Press
in matters of the heart, so indiscreet
his dating history's a public mess
but details of his finance we can get
would barely fill a single written page
the private bonds that underwrite his debt
negotiated in the dark, offstage
you'd be appalled at what his tax-form shows
his assets are worth less than what he owes