the Chancellor pulls back, feigns she's aloof
Trump's acting like his hand might be defiled
disdaining to extend his stubby hoof
and sniggering like a small-minded child
old treaties presidents had signed before
don't int'rest him if they don't bear his name
but if he starts his own, signature war
the world's last fifteen minutes seal his fame
so Party elders cast their eyes on Pence
Creationism seems a harmless cult
to rescue us from Trump's incompetence
at least they're pretty sure he's an adult
we'll have to test Amendment 25
if we're to get through four more years alive
Trump's acting like his hand might be defiled
disdaining to extend his stubby hoof
and sniggering like a small-minded child
old treaties presidents had signed before
don't int'rest him if they don't bear his name
but if he starts his own, signature war
the world's last fifteen minutes seal his fame
so Party elders cast their eyes on Pence
Creationism seems a harmless cult
to rescue us from Trump's incompetence
at least they're pretty sure he's an adult
we'll have to test Amendment 25
if we're to get through four more years alive
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