bigly frail

Finasteride sprouts straw on Donald's pate
a ratty simulacrum of lost youth
and sycophants assure him it looks "great"
unwilling to enrage him with the truth
beneath that scalp, the side-effects are dire
emotionally frail, and impotent
now journalists've caught on that he's a liar
it's not much fun to be the president
his doctor says he needs his exercise
but when he golfs, he always drives a cart
he counts his calories, but always lies
his failing brain's more plaque-clogged than his heart
if he'd just convalesce on some warm beach
he'd save us all the bother to impeach