schooled

His parents found that Don lacked discipline,
so packed him off to military school
where spare-the-rod's accounted as a sin,
and no one's paid to tolerate a fool.
We don't know what first tripped his folks' alarm
to think the beatings'd do the putz some good.
Psychiatrists attest there's lasting harm;
years later, spankings still give Donnie wood.
His cabinet's stocked in patina'ed brass
who like to think he--sometimes--reads reports.
But Don daydreams they'll keep him after class,
to drum the lesson in on his damp shorts.
Despite his party's homophobic norm
Trump can't resist a man in uniform.