useless

Melania explains, as best she can
how "little shrubbery makes house look big"
but grooming just confirms, she's got no man
her Trumpty-Dumpty's quite the porkless pig.
The insecurities that plagued his youth
a hundred analysts can't lay to rest.
His compensations shield him from the truth
within his world, whatever's his, is "best!"
Finasteride impedes his bald-spot's spread
but saps libido from his  porcine life
it's Hannity that holds him rapt in bed;
his ego one-by-one squeezed out each wife.
No satisfaction came with this brass ring;
he'd rather golf than play at being king.