hapless

Another vote, another Boris flop;
he's got no mandate in this Parliament.
Perhaps we'll use his coiffure as the mop
to scour this ordure out of government.
The prospect for the future's looking dire;
investors hate the prospect of new walls.
But no one looks to Corbyn to inspire;
he can't capitalize as BoJo falls.
Eight hundred years, the Magna Carta's meant
that Whitehall must respond to common folk.
But David Cameron's fool-government
has promulgated this uncommon joke.
A shattered government in disarray
can't find a way to let the UK STAY.