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The Girthers challenge Donald on his size
he's manifestly less that six foot three
and wildly inconsistent in the lies
he tells the bureaucrats at DMV.
A little man obsessed with all things big
heart-broken that his doll-hands don't conform
to what his daddy thought fit such a pig
remains obsessed with men in uniform.
Professor Warren's duly unimpressed
his propaganda's way below her grade.
When voters get to choose which one is best
he'll have exquisite cause to be afraid.
His wives know what he's terrified they'll say
if they would dare defy his NDA.