Trump's next divorce?

Remorse struck swiftly, once the thrill was gone;
Trump's weirdly slow to learn, one's gotta vet
the names the headlines gonna link with"Don".
Each morning-after's new cause for regret.
Eyeliner may be trending on a man,
but once the Adderall and Coke have cleared,
What titillated for a one night stand
by light of day, Americans find"weird".
Republican convention gave no "bump"
like Harris/Walz enjoyed, to cheering throngs.
JD's recruiting no new votes to Trump,
and can't stay relevant for very long.
For his own benefit, he'll have to learn;
Trump's gotta carry JD Vance to term.