bad blood

Trump lives vicariously through his son-

in-law for whom Ivanka's not taboo

his boys are losers, but young Kushner's won.

At times, he seems to wish he were this Jew.

The fruits of his own loins are dumb as rocks

but think we ought to treat them like they're smart.
They fail as intellectuals, or jocks
devoid in equal parts in brain and heart.

His daughter has his trust, and she alone

can edit what he sends, and what deletes

but every Friday night, he gets that phone

broadcasting his neuroses in his tweets

Each Sabbath brings us further evidence

of Trump's whole kindred's gross incompetence