Saturday, July 29, 2017

in, and out

The wife told Scaramucci to get lost
and warned he should expect her lawyer's fee
she'd caught him going down on his new boss
and didn't mean to be the third of three.
Mooch never learned to keep a civil tongue
his diction's less of Cambridge, than of Queens
the barnyard threats Sopranos might have sung
he never learned from Harvard's hoary deans.
The tax-break on the Lightbridge sale was sweet!
Mnuchin once you know him's a swell guy!
He never meant the guff he used to tweet
and piss on anyone who says he'd lie.
That pinky ring bought on the Jersey Shore
tells anyone who's wise he's Donald's whore.

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