agnus dei

Australians want the world to eat more lamb
and filmed an ad to boost their market odds
especially with people who shun ham
this product boasts endorsement from the gods.
Denunciation's swift, and it's complete
from Hindus leaping to defend Ganesh
their god would never stoop to eating meat;
it's blasphemous to use Him selling flesh.
Mohammed phones it in, but stays off-screen
depicting him sparked riots for the Danes
and likewise, God-the-Father goes unseen
they're careful whom their contract-work profanes.
Apologies ensue, but in the end
the cult of Mammon's damned-sure to offend.