bribery

Her Majesty's disposed to prosecute
Bob Mercer for his bribes, 'though overseas.
To dangle real-estate, or prostitute
gives all of Britain a bad name for sleaze.
Our FEC says workers on campaigns
must hold a green-card, if they're not from here.
But in the service of old Shit-for-Brains
such qualms of ethics blithely disappear.
They warned Steve Bannon, but he paid no heed.
The White House bid had only been a ruse
to build a brand, to feed the Donald's greed.
The very GOP's now poised to lose.
Another in his litany of crime
that hasn't--yet--been worth team Mueller's time.