cute couple

The Saudi prince took Jared by the hand
and set his preppy heart afluttering.
A captive vassal, at his lord's command
to think his boyfriend might soon be the king!
The names of cousins who might pose a threat
he passed along as token of his trust
a trifling crime for shoring up his bet
his money's on Mohammed, win or bust.
Qatari banks that blocked his forward path
to bridge old loans as they were coming due
must feel the awesome royal Saudi wrath.
Huge wet-dream for this passive skinny Jew.
Two scheming parasites on others' work
compete for global honors as top jerk.