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Why Rupert Murdoch keeps Sean Hannity
defies a BlueState view of common sense,
provoking the same incredulity
as glitzy Don in bed with dour Mike Pence.
But Rupert lives to tease his son, and heir
while James aspires to sweeping clean the bench.
The geezer pays to show he does not care
another dog's been buying off his wench.
A timely death could let the youngsters choose
a more professional, and less uncouth
face holding down the primetime on FoxNews
less loyal to the Mercers, more to Truth.
A mogul's self-indulgent nasty whim
won't end until the cold earth's closed on him.