Potomac Swamp

Trump promised that he'd only "hire the best"
and laughed that some believe the crap he'll say.
Each Secretary's feathering his nest;
Scott Pruitt brought the swamp to EPA.
To run casinos, yet report a loss
Trump must have slept through ev'ry business class
A feckless haggler, and a useless boss;
It's foolish to do business with this ass.
No lessons taken from four bankruptcies;
he finds them less engrossing than his comb.
Mistaking shake-downs for high policy
the most corrupt--at least--since Teapot Dome.
Most losers (four times over!) would have quit
but Donald's most at home neck-deep in shit.