charlatan

This hurricane we're warned is bigly wet;
the Carolinas brace to take the blow.
Pat Robertson insists he'll turn this threat,
but those who aren't stupid pack, and go.
Delusional, to think he'd stop a storm
but true believers lavish him with cash.
The powers that no man of woman born
could bring to bear, they want to think are Pat's.
Coercing scripture to mean what he'd please;
 for years, his exegeses have seemed odd.
but now he wants his donors on their knees;
he really seems to think himself a god.
The bible says such warlocks must not live
but some think heaven's theirs, if they just give.