Exceptional!

A figure no one loves bestrides the world
convinced he's just as sexy as can be.
The guy who's always paid to get the girl
could doom us--man and beast--to World War III.
The cameras show him loving Kim's charade;
he's such a whore for free publicity.
This amateur wrecks years of work on Trade
 for  photo-ops along the  DMZ.
Across the pond, the BoJo Show's a bust;
his BREXIT project's dead in Parliament.
But Corbyn's Opposition earns scant trust;
no leader holds the Britons' confidence.
Like anti-Globalists who've gone before
these clowns seem bent on launching a new war.