"friends"

'Though Jeffrey Epstein offered to post bail
to savor some last hours of liberty,
the judge remanded him to rot in jail.
Fake passports signaled this perp's poised to flee.
Nobody knows where all his money's from
nor how much he might shortly owe the court.
'Though Justice may be blind, She's not that dumb
not everyone will bend whom he'd extort.
Since Roy Cohn died, Trump's never made a friend;
it's decades since his mentor passed away.
His means secure him his romantic end;
some girls, he forced; but more would play for pay.
Jeff's not too proud to cop a plea and squeal;
no love for Trump will bar him from this deal.