Gym Jordan

Gym Jordan masqueraded as adult
to go unchallenged in the Rally's noise.
High-placed lieutenant in the MAGA cult
was only in it for the Nazi boys
The tiki torches! And the leather pants!
Like wrestlers' singlets got some Old World flair.
He'd "Coach" the lot of 'em, to strut and prance
like Hitlerjuengen at the Munich faire.
Behind closed doors, his caucus has its doubts
he lacks a presidential sheen and tone.
They won't explore what rumors are about,

but some of them have grandsons of their own.
Like Hastert rotting in his furnished cell
one more Republican books space in Hell.