dumb show

if Donald were a man, he'd run the show
dictating legislation off to Mitch
not let the Constitution tell him 'no'
nor let Steve Bannon ride him like a bitch
beneath the bluster, Trump's so insecure
he lets the price-tag dictate what's fine art
he loves his wife 'cause others drool for her
and she assures him nightly that he's smart
an empty man, constructed of pretense
must live with fear we'll notice he's a fraud
forever worrying his tool, Mike Pence
is making time backstage with his hot baud
this emperor struts naked on the stage
as if he were the wonder of the age