Stephen Miler

Steph Miller tends the gleam on Donald's boots
and gets speech credits, 'though he's awfully young
he out-competed tiers of older coots
by clever ministrations of his tongue
through crafting words that thud like Donald's own
and subtly substituting his own thought
he's carved a cozy niche behind the throne
at least until his subterfuge gets caught
no lawyer tells Trump what it is he can't
the OLC's left scrambling in his dust
imposing rationales for his last rant
asserting it makes sense, because it must
he'd hedge his bets if he had any sense
to hang on when the coup installs Mike Pence