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Chris Christie's gifts ain't only of the tongue
that services the Donald's ev'ry whim
he's wholly owned from pate to well-lubed bung
to do whatever Trump desires of him
political endorsements settle debt
when one has wallowed in above his head
so now he wears the leash as Donald's pet
when he's not gratifying him in bed
the media can't seem to get enough
their every antic's splashed across the screen
and even when they like it frankly rough
the Press can't turn away from what's obscene
a governor embracing his disgrace
adores the boss who put him in his place