unlikely bedfellows

"to copulate with [Trump]" can't turn Ted's crank
if we believe his statements to the Press
to share a bed seems harder than to wank
and either way, there's bound to be a mess
where Ted comes from, they don't boast trophy wives
they borrow what they need in the igloo
Canadians share all within their hives
and sneer at what our One Percenters do
devoid of substance, it's a schoolyard brawl
and none's the wiser after such debate
instead of honey, Ted's tongue drips with gall
the only value shared is that of hate
"BrokeBack" explored bedfellows on the range
but couldn't touch these two for passing strange