big game

assassinating Trump would make no sense
as long as he's devoid of self-control
if he were on the ticket-top, Mike Pence
could out-perform the big guy at the polls
for Hillary, this ought to be a cinch
a technicolor nightmare for Karl Rove
if she were half as charming as the Grinch
Republicans would take her side in droves
but she looks awkward parrying attacks
and slurs like Donald shovels out wholesale
a wonkish recitation of dry facts
beside the Orange One looks wan and pale
two less-loved candidates have never run
so many ache to mark our ballots "none"