and for my next trick...

to monetize his presidential bid
the Donald needs a pulpit on the air
where he'll be free to josh or lie or kid
and sycophants adore his bozo hair
the White House doesn't have the sort of bling
to hold his focus once out of the race
he'd rather fantasize that he's a king
than heal the party he's lead to disgrace
can Hannity and Limbaugh own that stage?
how big's the audience they'd have to share?
will ears grow numb when three clowns rant and rage?
how much hypocrisy's too much to bear?
three One Percenters taunting the elite
boast silver tongues, but crumbly clay for feet