contorted

the tumor on Trump's brain might have been missed
if they'd relied on ordinary tools
but he presented his ass to be kissed
to keep his wee hand clean, and taunt the fools
exceptional in more than just his wealth
and flexible in more than just his creed
some yogi taught him stretching's good for health
and his weak spine contorts like a slim reed
the orange clown who sells the mob sham class
who'll peddle any lie the crowd will buy
has lodged his head so far up his own ass
he can't tell up from down, or mud from sky
the cancer that could save the GOP
was only found on colonoscopy