breaking up is hard to do

if they deem Donald Trump incompetent
the RNC could float another name
forestalling the explosion, they could vent
the outrage that might overturn the game
but Donald doesn't take rejection well
and might resolve to take the system down
the whole machine's on a fasttrack to Hell
for having hitched its wagon to this clown
the Whigs embraced Zach Taylor and their doom
'though rich, he wasn't fit to play the role
and Lincoln's party grew to fill the room
a victory more Pyrrhic than it's droll
Republicans close-focused on the fray
risk pissing their whole voter-base away