perfect couple

the face of God appeared to Heidi Cruz
and so--the bible says--she should be dead
but since that left her nothing left to lose
she took the noxious little creep to bed
it's trite, I know, to say that "love is blind"
and politicians' kin are not fair game
but clinic'ly the dame's out of her mind
and Ted can't be entirely to blame
for ev'ry soul, there's someone in the world
and some are satisfied to mate in haste
so maybe creepy Ted found the right girl
there's no accounting for a woman's taste
judge Rehnquist found him clever as a clerk
but those who know Ted best know he's a jerk