bad and worse

Jeb slings his war-chest 'round to make a splash
but Iowans are not looking impressed
although he makes it rain with donors' cash
he's not the candidate they rate the best
instead, they cheer for the Canadian
although his documents are kinda odd
he's got no friends besides his dog and gun
but claims he'll lead our nation back to God
the GOP dissolves in disarray
they hate the Congress and Obama more
determined to let bankers have their way
and Devil take the bulk of working poor
the rolls shrink for Republicans as such
'cause no one likes these options very much