universal machine

John Searle corrupts the youth and beams with pride
but not the way that Socrates endorsed
instead of teaching them to spread minds wide
he sneers at concepts from beyond his course
"machines can't have intelligence per se"
'cuz their components are determinate
and he's too adamant to ever sway
although his pleading gets more desperate
as brain can conjure mind through ion gates
a solidstate machine can do as well
the physics doesn't care what John Searle hates
nor that he's earned a special place in Hell
pretending that he knows what machines can't
it takes a fool to pay to hear him rant