Santorum needs that wee frisson of dread
to consummate relations with his wife
perchance each time those two hop into bed
they'll magic'ly engender a new life
Darwinian selection is a hoax!
that's perpetrated by the government
to tempt and lead astray god-fearing folks
who smell Old Nick in the Enlightenment
asserting such control's the sin of Pride
each contacepter wears the mark of Cain
that won't come off until saints' graves yawn wide
his karmic spreadsheet's indelible stain
for him, that fear's insep'rable from sex
'cause there's no condom in his sacred text
to consummate relations with his wife
perchance each time those two hop into bed
they'll magic'ly engender a new life
Darwinian selection is a hoax!
that's perpetrated by the government
to tempt and lead astray god-fearing folks
who smell Old Nick in the Enlightenment
asserting such control's the sin of Pride
each contacepter wears the mark of Cain
that won't come off until saints' graves yawn wide
his karmic spreadsheet's indelible stain
for him, that fear's insep'rable from sex
'cause there's no condom in his sacred text
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