be afraid!

Santorum needs that wee frisson of dread
to consummate relations with his wife
perchance each time those two hop into bed
they'll magic'ly engender a new life
Darwinian selection is a hoax!
that's perpetrated by the government
to tempt and lead astray god-fearing folks
who smell Old Nick in the Enlightenment
to rationally make a fam'ly plan
invites the Gates of Hell to open wide
to arrogate such choices to a man
would stain his spreadsheet with Satanic pride
for him, that fear's insep'rable from sex
'cause there's no condom in his sacred text