Loser!

the world's excited to watch Donald lose
the shiniest brass ring he's ever sought
the date draws nigh when voters get to choose
the polls--though compromised--have not been bought
Karl Rove believed Ohio'd been suborned
but counter-hackers unpicked all his picks
this season, we're forearmed because forewarned
and hypervigilant to dirty tricks
reality won't bend to his demands
he'll run a distant second to the girl
his fragile ego's in his stubby hands
his handlers are so anxious, they may hurl
a vulgar loser on the global stage
bawls petulantly in his puerile rage