all froth

Santorum wants you googling his name
to reassure him his bid's not a joke
but he was never really in this game
he's only here as punchline to the joke
enlightenment's the problem in his eyes
when he's not ranting about dogs and kink
inspiring voters to mistrust his lies
when they get uppitty enough to think
until he gets aroused by man-on-dog
he sulks as if he thinks he might get spanked
and shuffling through his speech notes in a fog
he whines in fairness, he'd be higher ranked
as Trump and Christie bellow strut and shout
Santorum's inexorably squeezed out