shallow

when Marco Rubio steps out in heels
he begs for what his dumbest rivals get
unless you're short you can't know how it feels
to be the guy the cute girls all forget
Americans swoon for a guy who's tall
and never reckon he might be a fool
then slam the media if he should fall
like shoddy workmen quick to blame their tool
there's no one in the GOP ClownCar
of stature fit to be our president
and even if we set a lower bar
this can't be what our Founding Fathers meant
on merit, Bernie takes it by a mile
unless their judged on swimsuit, hair and smile