George W. established a low bar
for intellect to be the president
not only are his heirs below the par
they're anti-intellectually bent
in retrospect, we started with great flare
our Founding Fathers enlightened their age
but now one votes on a candidate's hair
as if that were his merit's truest gauge
Jeb's team of handlers thought they'd found a groove
but now it seems it's more a dead-end rut
exhausting to have to make his lips move
by reaching an arm upwards through his butt
before we mine the Bush vein for another
you'd have to prove Jeb's less dumb than his brother
for intellect to be the president
not only are his heirs below the par
they're anti-intellectually bent
in retrospect, we started with great flare
our Founding Fathers enlightened their age
but now one votes on a candidate's hair
as if that were his merit's truest gauge
Jeb's team of handlers thought they'd found a groove
but now it seems it's more a dead-end rut
exhausting to have to make his lips move
by reaching an arm upwards through his butt
before we mine the Bush vein for another
you'd have to prove Jeb's less dumb than his brother
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